The Reel Deal and Other Bad Jokes
Sunday, November 28, 2004
"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it."
Previously quoted movie was State and Main, an excellent representation of getting a movie made and of the mentality it takes to make it. If you haven't seen it, rent it.

"Seen them before? Hell, they can draw them from memory!"

This lady is home alone one day and the doorbell rings. She goes to answer it--it's the next-door neighbor, Frank.

"Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he just went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a bit of silence Frank says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see them in fact."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows him her excellent knockers for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Frank says, "That was so amazing...but I've got to see the whole package. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see you totally nude."

Sara is amazed by the offer. She sits and thinks a bit about it and figures, heck, why not? So she stands up, drops her robe and gives Frank a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. Sara mentions to him, "Frank stopped by."

Tony brightens.

"Did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

Still nothing happening. I probably shouldn't bother to mention it. After all, what's the point?

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