The Reel Deal and Other Bad Jokes
Saturday, November 27, 2004
"It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction."
Yup, "The Incredibles." Whoop-de-do. Bet I'll have to quote half the script of this one before someone gets it right though. And then I have a hard one after that too.
I kinda like this one...
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands that she open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!" she protests. I don't give a fuck, open it now!!!" he screams. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says, "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!" What can she do? he's got her at gunpoint. So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well." She does. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask.
"See honey--it doesn't really taste all that bad, now does it?"
Nothing much happening at school. Got really fucked up over the holidays. Saw some great movies, too.