The Reel Deal and Other Bad Jokes
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
"This? This is just a personal grooming appliance."
Last post's quote was from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." Another quote: "In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey--the monkey will spank us!"

After seeing things like the anime segment in Kill Bill and the Animatrix, I've decided that I'll give anime a little more slack. I just can't tolerate low-quality anime like Pokemon and Dragonball Z, the examples that turned me off in the first place.

Installment 4

Acting, she says. That means undercover work. I hate undercover work. Of course, if I'm lucky I'll get under her covers. I gleefully tugged on my goatee braid at the thought.

I sat up. "Hey, Kahnrad. You want to play the alphabet game?"

"Sure," he said, his short legs dangling off the back of the wagon.

A few minutes passed. We searched diligently for a sign.

"What letter are you on?"

"A. What about you?"


"Ok, fuck this...Hey, Alandria. What's the role you've got in mind for me?"

She shifted on the front of the wagon, I think they call it a running board. "One of the supporting Valkiries. We're doing an operatic production."

"The Valkiries are the ones who drink lots of beer and get laid a lot, right?" I asked, taking a stab in the dark. If such was the case, I was born for the part.

"No. They're the ones who have long braids and large breasts. And they sing."

Fuck. I hate undercover work.

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