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The Reel Deal and Other Bad Jokes
Friday, June 04, 2004
 
"My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."
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Last post's quoted movie was Return of the King. No compliment neccessary. Another quote from the movie quoted above: "Everybody needs money! That's why they call it money!"
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I had to make a sign and it on my door: "NO! I do not know where (Insert name Here) is! GO AWAY!" I thought about putting in various curse words for emphasis, but I'd have to take it down then and it would clutter things up anyway. My slightly more emphasized version: "NO! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK WHOEVER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS! FUCK OFF!"

My siblings do this thing where they knock on my door and ask where Mom is, or Jeremy, or Jessica, or whoever. And I've gotta turn off my music (or possibly porn) for THIS? WHY!? If the person you're looking for is not in my room, and in all probability they are not, why would I know where they are? Even if I HADN'T been in my room all day, I still am not aware of everybody's exact goddamn presence at this moment. I don't tag my family and track them with radar! Why the hell would I want to do that? It's hard enough getting away from them!

Good fucking grief.

As a break from all the enragement, let me tell you something: Never hit your mother witha shovel. It leaves a big impression on her mind.

Ok, not much of a break. G'day.
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